Monday, August 25, 2008

The absolute worst way to die? . . . Explosive diarrhea.


According to this news brief out of Tulsa, Okla., around 30 people have been treated in area hospitals after eating in an area restaurant (it was not named) and one person has died. A hospital spokesperson has said that “the illnesses are a very severe and bloody form of diarrhea.”

The Oklahoma State Dept. of Health is looking into the possibility of E. coli.

Death = Not funny


Spray farts = Funny


Spray farts + Death = A sh*tty job for the mortician (pun intended).

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