Tuesday, August 26, 2008

How to improve the Macy’s parades


Finally, someone has discovered the way to increase viewers for the nationally televised Macy’s parades.

In case you missed it, the “Boobs on Bikes” parade hit the streets of Auckland, New Zealand last Wednesday. The parade featured leather-clad and topless porn stars (both local and international) riding motorcycles.

Of course, the city council tried to stop it due to offensiveness, but a judge let the show go on because 80,000 people attended last year’s event, showing that a significant number of people were not offended.

What? Boobies bring a crowd! No way.

In the words of SNL character Abe Scheinwald, “Double Ds, double dese (dollars).”

I think Macy’s may be able to draw huge crowds by showing off some skin blimps.

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