Thursday, August 21, 2008

But I couldn’t afford the rufies, too




A 21-year-old Englewood, New Jersey, man was charged with making a false report about a gas station robbery (Englewood, Englewood is always up to no good). He made the call because the gas station’s clerk would not let him return an unused box of condoms. No, seriously – the story is here.

Who tries to return condoms? Didn’t he know you could get them for free at a clinic? This guy has some serious balls though. He was determined to try to return a 3-pack of unopened gas station rubbers, proving that his game is seriously off. If it’s that bad, he should have spent 50 cents for ONE condom out of the machine in the bathroom. Of course, he couldn’t have returned that one either.

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